“Doctor Racoon, I’m so worried about my business’s loss of income, I never know when Dear Leader is going to announce another lockdown because someone somewhere in the country has a covid. What can I do?”

“The government wants you to be afraid, it’s how they control people. Just don’t watch the Mainstream TV News, instead find out who knows the truth and those feelings will disappear. More people are doing that so things will get better.”

“Great.”