an AK47 table lamp
She went bonkers and confiscated semi-automatic rifles from everybody in 2019. This gold-plated table lamp remains perfectly legal, although it’s a little pricey: something for that extra-special friend. Available from aliexpress
One of these should cause that irksome Jacindanista to freak out, likewise from aliexpress.
Make Ardern Get Arrested baseball cap
This will certainly cause that strident Jacindanista to throw a wobbly. From MAGA Mike in NZ
‘How to Become a Human Bullshit Detector’ book
For putting on a desk and when someone comments, say it’s for analysing what Stuff, Newshub etc. churn out daily in support of Jacinda’s beliefs. From good booksellers.
No experimental China virus jab for me earrings
You’re not going to play Chinese roulette, although you’re quite happy if Jacindanistas want to.
Say no to the Prick T-Shirt
Bill “Vaccine” Gates is already worth $US 145 billion and his BFF Jacinda is eagerly making him much richer. Just say no.