While browing through a website called Temu we noticed a few products that would appeal to the person who doesn’t like their job in the public service and wants a severance package offer:

Decorative buttons for placing on the desk or in the car.
Casual Friday attire.
A model of an F16 fighter jet — put Russian stickers on it and watch Leftists go beserk!
In a boring meeting or briefing? Set these running around the floor!
A big shark ornment — tell people it’s a good likeness of the boss/minister.
A black hole representation — ideal as a door mat.
Have a few wads of fake $100 bills on your desk — tell people that like Zelensky you get a trunk load of them from Uncle Joe and Hunter in the White House each week for laundering.