‘No Kings’ is a reference to Donald Trump by Leftists in America. If it was a female Republican President, however, they wouldn’t use ‘No Queens’ as queens can refer to drag queens, and Wokeists are all in support of themas we’ve seen locally.
from the Babylon Bee
A “No Kings” rally isn’t just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn’t exist in America — it’s also a great way to find love. Knowing what the chicks at a “No Kings” protest want to hear is the key.
The Babylon Bee spent the weekend compiling the most popular lines used to pick up chicks at the “No Kings” rallies across the country:
“I also hate Trump, and I can’t coherently explain why.” It’s important to point out what you have in common.
“Are your Birkenstocks making your feet sore? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” It goes a long way to compliment her on her fashion style.
“Hey, there. Do you identify as a woman?” Misgendering right off the bat can kill your chances.
“We should set up a play date for our vegan trans cats.” Sometimes, the quickest way to a girl’s heart is through her non-binary pets.
“I don’t want to brag, but I once bench pressed 20 pounds [9 kg].” Guaranteed to impress.
“What’s your favorite episode of The View?” Once she finds out you love listening to screeching harpies, you’re in.
“No kings, but YAS QUEEN, am I right?” You smooth operator, you.
“I love the way the wind blows through your pink and green hair.” Let her know that you find her attractive.
“I couldn’t help but notice your insane screaming from across the street.” Nothing wrong with a little sweet-talking.
“Want to go grab an oat milk latte and avocado toast after the rally?” Thoughtful and romantic.
“You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve seen since Hillary Clinton.” Once you drop this baby on her, she’ll be yours.
Use any of the lines listed above at the next “No Kings” rally, and you’re guaranteed to find your soulmate. Which other pick-up lines do you think would be most effective?
The EU has no tolerance for real nationalists and the diplomats that represent them.
Leaked calls between Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto and his Russian counterpart Sergey Lavrov recently circulated in which he’s shown to have discussed his country’s attempts to remove Russians from the EU’s sanctions list. He posted on X that they only “proved that I say the same publicly as I do on the phone”, namely that “Hungary will never agree to sanction individuals or companies essential for our energy security, for achieving peace, or those with no reason to be on a sanctions list.”
That’s true, and they also prove that he’s Europe’s last real diplomat in the sense that he engages with Russia despite Hungary voting against it at the UNGA, which shows that he understands the importance of dialogue for achieving peace and ensuring his country’s objective national interests. The longer that the conflict rages, the more tenuous Hungary’s energy security becomes due to its reliance on easily disrupted Ukrainian-transiting Russian supplies, ergo his and Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s peace efforts.
Nevertheless, these same efforts have been dishonestly misportrayed as “treason” per the Mainstream Media’s framing of Szijjarto’s leaked calls with Lavrov, the perception of which is aimed at manipulating voters into casting their ballot for the opposition ahead of the upcoming parliamentary elections. The EU wants to subordinate Hungary, the continent’s last remaining conservative-nationalist outpost, to liberal-globalism. Here are five background briefings about how they’re meddling in the upcoming elections:
Discredited Russiagate conspiracy theories like the one that’s lent false credence by Szijjarto’s leaked calls with Lavrov are aimed at delegitimizing Orban’s potential re-election, which can then justify any of the five ways in which the EU is already preparing to handle Hungary in that event. Politico reported on them here, which boil down to: changing how the EU votes; introducing a multi-speed Europe; more financial pressure; suspending Hungary’s voting rights; and possibly even expelling it from the EU.
Just like Szijjarto is Europe’s last real diplomat, so too is Orban its last real nationalist who always puts his country’s interests first, which is why he authorized Szijjarto’s diplomacy with Lavrov. Circling back to that, there’s nothing scandalous about helping a partner’s unjustly sanctioned nationals nor in updating them about how ties could change due to their obligations to the bloc in which they’re a part. Szijjarto therefore did nothing wrong, but rather, he did everything right and that’s why he’s being targeted.
The EU has no tolerance for real nationalists and the diplomats that represent them, which contextualizes its campaigns against not only Orban and Szijjarto, but also Germany’s AfD, Poland’s conservative and populist-nationalist opposition parties, and Romanian nationalists too, et al. The difference between them and Hungary is that its nationalists are in power and actively advancing national interests, which is why the EU is actively working to remove them by hook or by crook.
Many of you already know her — the pony with the big heart who has quietly looked after what feels like half the children in our community.
She’s the steady and patient one. The pony who waits while tiny hands learn to hold the reins for the very first time. The one who gives nervous beginners confidence. The one who gently carries riders with disabilities during therapy sessions. The one who plods along the river while riders chat, laugh, and fall in love with horses. For so many children, their first ride was on Coco. Their first trot, first brave moment of “I did it.”
She has spent years giving confidence, independence, and joy to riders of all ages and abilities.
Recently, Coco was diagnosed with an ovarian tumor, and we are heartbroken. But we are committed to doing everything we can to give her the treatment she needs.
Her veterinary care and surgery are expected to cost around $6,000, followed by six weeks of recovery. The surgeon ensures us she will have a full recovery and have many more years with us.
As a not-for-profit, we will do everything possible for her — but we can’t do it alone. We’re asking the community who knows and loves Coco to help us give back to the pony who has given so much.
If Coco has ever led your child’s first ride, helped someone you love through therapy, or simply made you smile, we would be incredibly grateful for your support.
Every donation, share, and kind message helps more than you know.
Now it’s our turn to be there for her.
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Pfizer should feature her in their TV ads about the side effects of the COVID shots. Wouldn't it be great if Pfizer ran an entire 60 second TV ad featuring 100 different Pfizer "vaccine" victims? https://t.co/QY6SOrvhlg
A list of 18 US tech firms released by the Islamist Revolutionary Guards included Cisco, HP, Intel, Oracle, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, IBM, Dell, Palantir, Nvidia, JPMorgan Chase, Tesla, General Electric, Boeing, Spire Solutions, and UAE-based AI firm G42.
Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said on Tuesday that they would target leading US technology firms like Apple, Google and Meta if more Iranian leaders were killed in “targeted assassinations”.
“These companies, starting from 8pm Tehran time on Wednesday, 1 April should expect the destruction of their relevant units in exchange for every assassination in Iran,” the Guards said in a statement listing the names of 18 companies it alleged were complicit in the killing of officials.
“We advise the employees of these institutions to immediately leave their workplaces to preserve their lives,” it added.
The threat comes as US President Donald Trump says he is conducting diplomacy aimed at putting an end to the conflict, while also threatening to amplify the US-Israeli campaign against the Islamic republic.
The Guards’ statement said the US government and tech giants had “ignored our repeated warnings regarding the necessity” of halting operations targeting top Iranian officials, alleging that the tech firms are the “main element in designing and tracking assassination targets”.
The warning did not specify where the action would take place, but it added:
“Residents around these terrorist companies in all countries of the region are also advised to leave their locations within a 1km (0.6-mile) radius and move to a safe place.”
In early March, Amazon reported that two of its data centres in the United Arab Emirates were “directly struck” by drones and one in Bahrain damaged by a nearby attack.
New Zealand’s smallest birds have a new home in Kapiti, with tītipounamu (rifleman) successfully translocated to the Kotukutuku Ecological Restoration Project near Paraparaumu on Valley Road.
With the support of Taranaki Whānui ki Te Upoko o Te Ika, the Department of Conservation, Greater Wellington Regional Council and our Council, around 25 birds were carefully caught at Wainuiomata Mainland Island and transported to Kapiti.
This exciting milestone reflects years of predator control and planning by the Kotukutuku project and helps restore an important missing link in our local forest ecosystem.
Guess what? The pale faces of the tribal elite have just thought up a new way of extracting more money out of the long-suffering taxpayer. This time it’s TEETH.
That master of one-sided bias and misinformation, the taxpayer funded Radio New Zealand, reported on 20 March 2026, that the reason why so many Maori have bad teeth is because of “colonisation”(!)
Without bothering to check the accuracy of what it was reporting it gave its piece the blazing headline of “Calls grow for Universal Te Tiriti consistent dental care”. Where in the Treaty can be found — or even implied — anything to do with teeth? Nowhere, as it was a treaty of cession (Article 1) by the chiefs to get rule by a single sovereign so as to bring about a much needed peace and good order to a land and society that was being destroyed by endless tribal war and cannibalism.
Some character named Jasmine Taankink, speaking for “Dental For All” claimed that “poor oral outcomes for Maori could not be separated from colonisation”. She went on, “We know that upon arrival to Aotearoa [she doesn’t even know the name of the country], English settlers were really impressed with the overall physical health of our tupuna Maori, especially their oral health… Our tupuna Maori didn’t have cavities, they didn’t have massive oral health problems. So poor oral health is just another negative implication of colonisation and us not being able to exercise our tino rangatiratanga”. She said that solutions must be grounded in “Maori led approaches. We have the expertise within our own communities to develop solutions that work for us”, implying that dental treatments that work for all other human beings somehow do not work for “Maori”.
This outburst was reinforced by Leeann Waaka, described as a “dental therapist of the Maori Dental Association”. [Yes, they even have to have a race-based dental association that is separate from the rest of New Zealand]. Leeann Waaka is by appearance European but, like so many on the separatist express, she has disfigured her chin by having it etched with scribble that resembles a map of the London Underground. This, of course, gives them more “street cred” in the highly lucrative separatist industry. This is what she said, “pushing for a Te Tiriti consistent system which would mean properly RESOURCING Maori providers and enabling iwi and hapu to design services that meet the needs of their people”. No dental qualifications needed! Just more money for iwi and hapu.
The key word in her quote is, of course “resourcing” which means sucking on the teat of the taxpayer in a very big way just as the corrupt and worthless Whanau Ora health racket has poured money into the tribes without any apparent positive results. Other people of all races go to the doctor, dentist and hospitals when they need to but Maori are deemed to be so different from all other human beings that they have to have their own non-science based “health system”. Why don’t they just call it a money racket and be done with it?
In demanding “resourcing” from the taxpayer they are following the lead of Whanau Ora which was set up in 2010 by the Maori Party co-leader, Tariana Turia — another example of John Key cheating the taxpayer by caving in to the demands of the tribal elite. Its stated purpose “to provide health and social services to Maori” was not only racist but every bit as deceitful as Mrs Turia’s earlier claim that the colonisation of New Zealand was a “holocaust” This was a blatant lie and brings into question her credibility on any matter.
Her Whanau Ora, which has already cost the taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars, is more a slush fund for iwi than a health service. It has created numerous back office jobs and private ticket clipping without producing any noticeable improvement in the health of Maoris.
As soon as it got off the ground. thousands of people claiming to be “Maori” were able to access up to $20,000 of Whanau Ora cash for family get-togethers, as Winston Peters told Parliament on 7 February 2012. He said that many of those who allocated all these hundreds of millions of dollars on behalf of Whanau Ora were working for the recipients (their own families, tribe), creating a conflict of interest.
Otaki’s Rahui Rugby and Sports Club received $60,000 in 2011 “to undertake whanau development research on resilience and community leadership” — a “bro-ocracy” in Mr Peters’ words. One Hawkes Bay “whanau” of only twenty members received $5,000 to run a hui (read booze-up) to “finalise spiritual balance” and “family development”; this included $500 each for two “facilitators”, $400 for a venue, $1,000 for a hangi, $600 for a chef, a $500 administration fee (of course!), $300 for travel, and $1,200 for “resources”. And there is no reason to suppose that giving tax dollars to unqualified iwi and hapu for TEETH would be any different.
To say that the poor state of teeth of today’s part-Maori is a result of colonisation is a lie for which any radio station, other than Radio New Zealand, would be utterly ashamed. As for stating that those Europeans who had early contact with Maoris were impressed by their teeth and general good health, all the evidence points in the other direction.
Fern root was more or less their daily sustenance whereas kumera was regarded more as an occasional luxury. They would dig, dry, beat and roast the fern root and then chew it. In the words of John Nicholas who accompanied Samuel Marsden to New Zealand in 1814-5: “Being thus prepared for use, the cooks throw [the fern root] round in handfuls to the chiefs and other persons, who chew it till all the sacharine or nutritive matter is extracted; and, spitting out the fibrous part, they go on again and continue in this manner till they have satisfied their appetites. The fern root, when hot, has a pleasant, sweetish taste and, on being steeped in water, deposes a glutinous substance resembling jelly”. (Narrative of a Voyage to New Zealand, Vol. I. P. 190-1)
War parties ate only fern root as it was the food of Tu, the god of war, “kumera and all other kinds of food are forbidden till the war is over”. (Te Rou, or the Maori at Home, John White, P. 114) However, the constant gnawing of the tough roots of the fern as well as the gritty shellfish and other hard foods wore away the teeth so that by about the age of twenty the teeth at the back of the mouth were worn to stumps. It didn’t help that they also chewed the big stalks of the pampas grass (toetoe).
“Early European observers such as Captain Cook frequently misjudged the age of Maori as their toothless state made them appear much older than they were”, wrote Bill Benfield in The Third Wave; Poisoning the Land. (P. 14) Needless to say, colonisation brought dental care as the first decades of the nineteenth century saw tremendous strides in the skills and knowledge of dentistry throughout the Western world. Part-Maori of today, who have their teeth, have reason to be grateful for this aspect of colonisation, which lifted them out of a veritable dental disaster with all its pain and inconvenience.
The poor state of their teeth was matched by the poor state of their general health. In the words of the early New Zealand historian, Elsdon Best, who was able to observe the early Maoris, “Native knowledge of medicine may be described as non-existent in former times. No attempt was made to study it because it was believed that sickness and disease were caused by atua (evil spirits).”
One of the worst failings, based on superstition and enforced by the wretched tohungas, was to abandon the sick and the dying into some outhouse away from the huts, as it was believed that to die in a normal hut would thereby make that hut tapu (forbidden). “So, in order to save the house for future use, when death was expected the sick man would be taken to an open shed,” wrote Rev. James Buller in his book, Forty Years in New Zealand. (P. 219) And the Church of England missionary, Rev. William Williams in his book, Christianity Among the New Zealanders, “The friends of the dying person prevented every kind of food from being given to them, water only being allowed. Thus the poor sufferer was literally starved to death” (P. 184) To-day, thanks to colonisation, their descendants die in comfortable hospitals and similar places.
It was the early Protestant missionaries who first introduced the natives to health care and Western medicine but it was an uphill struggle against the power of the tohungas who didn’t want to lose their influence. In the 1840s a small number of hospitals were set up by the colonial authorities specifically for Maori to be treated with Western medicine. Improvement in health came first to those Maori who had the greatest contact with Europeans, and it spread steadily throughout the nineteenth century.
Many of the natives suffered from sore eyes. They had difficulty opening them until the missionary, Thomas Kendall, started curing them by using goulard. It was believed that the prevalence of sore eyes was caused by their sleeping so often in the open air, under sometimes heavy dews and with their heads uncovered. Over the generations since colonisation many Maori have been able to extend their optical powers by wearing European invented glasses, including the current co-leader of the Maori Party, Rawiri Waititi, who, despite ranting against colonisation and its effects at every turn, wears glasses on his own ink-stained face, thus making himself an object of both ridicule and hypocrisy.
With the introduction of Western medicine and dental care the average life expectancy of Maori rose from 20 to 25 years (1840) to 77.1 years for women and 73.4 years for men in 2019. As they say in law, res ipsa loquitur (the thing speaks for itself).
Maori have benefited enormously from the blessings of colonisation and are now living almost four times as long as when they led such unhealthy lives before European settlement. The hospitals and doctors and dentists that they have benefited from have been the fruits of Western civilisation with its superior knowledge and science.
The hospitals and health care have been paid for mainly by European New Zealanders for no group contributes less to taxation on a per capita basis than Maori. Similarly no group is more of a burden on the taxpayer than these same people. Their latest demand for “resourcing” so that unqualified members of tribes can be paid for giving dental care and treatment is yet another trick that they are trying to play on the rest of us. That Radio New Zealand were too dumb to work this out tells us all we need to know about its ignorance and bias.
More information on the advantages to Maori of British colonisation can be found in the book, New Zealand; the Benefits of Colonisation, by Adam Plover. Available from: www.trosspublishing.com
If you drive downhill on a 15 degree slope, starting from the top of the gradient at 50 km per hour, taking your foot off the accelerator, with a 8 km per hour head wind, excluding frictional forces from tyre contact and vehicle weight, with the resulting acceleration how long will it take you to catch up to Albo and Labor given how far they have taken Australia downhill?
Spanian says it’s fitting that the EU Capital Complex is surounded by putrid squalor and he’s right — what the EU Leftists/Globalists have done to Europe.
