from the Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities in the Middle East extended into a second month, White House sources confirmed that President Donald Trump had officially begun negotiating with Iranian leadership via Ouija board.

Despite wiping out a significant portion of Iran’s military capabilities and leadership hierarchy, Trump sought to pursue new avenues toward a peaceful resolution to the conflict by reaching out to the deceased members of the ayatollah’s regime.

“Do these things work? Someone told me they work,” Trump reportedly said as his aides unboxed the popular party activity. “I’ve never used one before. Someone said you can use it to talk to dead people. I think that’s a little weird, quite frankly. Weird to be talking to the dead people. But if it helps us get closer to finishing this war, I’ll give it a try. Maybe they’ll tell us what Hell is like, I don’t know. Probably very hot.”

As members of the administration coached President Trump on how to use the Ouija board, he was said to find it difficult to make out what the Iranians were saying. “Is that spelling something? What’s that spelling? Is it Persian?” Trump was heard asking one of his advisors. “I can’t tell if this thing is moving by itself or if Rubio is pushing it. Are you pushing it, Marco? Can it translate it into English? Ask them how hot it is there.”

At publishing time, Trump had reportedly asked the Iranian leaders to make the Oval Office lights flicker if they were really talking to him.

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It turns out it’s not a diagram of a road layout of the type NZTA would concoct or a government maze, but an artwork in a Palm Springs, California park.

Which is of course why Leftists/Globalists don’t like her and her party.

A work in the Elizabeth Street museum with no other info.

‘No Kings’ is a reference to Donald Trump by Leftists in America. If it was a female Republican President, however, they wouldn’t use ‘No Queens’ as queens can refer to drag queens, and Wokeists are all in support of them as we’ve seen locally.

from the Babylon Bee

A “No Kings” rally isn’t just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn’t exist in America — it’s also a great way to find love. Knowing what the chicks at a “No Kings” protest want to hear is the key.

The Babylon Bee spent the weekend compiling the most popular lines used to pick up chicks at the “No Kings” rallies across the country:

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“I also hate Trump, and I can’t coherently explain why.”
It’s important to point out what you have in common.

“Are your Birkenstocks making your feet sore? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
It goes a long way to compliment her on her fashion style.

“Hey, there. Do you identify as a woman?”
Misgendering right off the bat can kill your chances.

“We should set up a play date for our vegan trans cats.”
Sometimes, the quickest way to a girl’s heart is through her non-binary pets.

“I don’t want to brag, but I once bench pressed 20 pounds [9 kg].”
Guaranteed to impress.

“What’s your favorite episode of The View?”
Once she finds out you love listening to screeching harpies, you’re in.

“No kings, but YAS QUEEN, am I right?”
You smooth operator, you.

“I love the way the wind blows through your pink and green hair.”
Let her know that you find her attractive.

“I couldn’t help but notice your insane screaming from across the street.”
Nothing wrong with a little sweet-talking.

“Want to go grab an oat milk latte and avocado toast after the rally?”
Thoughtful and romantic.

“You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve seen since Hillary Clinton.”
Once you drop this baby on her, she’ll be yours.

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Use any of the lines listed above at the next “No Kings” rally, and you’re guaranteed to find your soulmate. Which other pick-up lines do you think would be most effective?

by Andrew Korybko

The EU has no tolerance for real nationalists and the diplomats that represent them.

Leaked calls between Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto and his Russian counterpart Sergey Lavrov recently circulated in which he’s shown to have discussed his country’s attempts to remove Russians from the EU’s sanctions list. He posted on X that they only “proved that I say the same publicly as I do on the phone”, namely that “Hungary will never agree to sanction individuals or companies essential for our energy security, for achieving peace, or those with no reason to be on a sanctions list.”

That’s true, and they also prove that he’s Europe’s last real diplomat in the sense that he engages with Russia despite Hungary voting against it at the UNGA, which shows that he understands the importance of dialogue for achieving peace and ensuring his country’s objective national interests. The longer that the conflict rages, the more tenuous Hungary’s energy security becomes due to its reliance on easily disrupted Ukrainian-transiting Russian supplies, ergo his and Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s peace efforts.

Nevertheless, these same efforts have been dishonestly misportrayed as “treason” per the Mainstream Media’s framing of Szijjarto’s leaked calls with Lavrov, the perception of which is aimed at manipulating voters into casting their ballot for the opposition ahead of the upcoming parliamentary elections. The EU wants to subordinate Hungary, the continent’s last remaining conservative-nationalist outpost, to liberal-globalism. Here are five background briefings about how they’re meddling in the upcoming elections:

* 19 September 2025: “Hungary Warned About Brussels’ Three Regime Change Plots In Central Europe”

* 13 February 2026: “Orban Is Right: Ukraine Has Truly Become Hungary’s Enemy”

* 12 March 2026: “The West’s Accusation Of Russian Meddling In Hungary Is Actually A Confession”

* 22 March 2026: “Istvan Kapitany Might Succeed In Hungary Where George Soros Failed”

* 27 March 2026: “What’s Poland’s Role In The ‘Battle For Hungary’?”

Discredited Russiagate conspiracy theories like the one that’s lent false credence by Szijjarto’s leaked calls with Lavrov are aimed at delegitimizing Orban’s potential re-election, which can then justify any of the five ways in which the EU is already preparing to handle Hungary in that event. Politico reported on them here, which boil down to: changing how the EU votes; introducing a multi-speed Europe; more financial pressure; suspending Hungary’s voting rights; and possibly even expelling it from the EU.

Just like Szijjarto is Europe’s last real diplomat, so too is Orban its last real nationalist who always puts his country’s interests first, which is why he authorized Szijjarto’s diplomacy with Lavrov. Circling back to that, there’s nothing scandalous about helping a partner’s unjustly sanctioned nationals nor in updating them about how ties could change due to their obligations to the bloc in which they’re a part. Szijjarto therefore did nothing wrong, but rather, he did everything right and that’s why he’s being targeted.

The EU has no tolerance for real nationalists and the diplomats that represent them, which contextualizes its campaigns against not only Orban and Szijjarto, but also Germany’s AfD, Poland’s conservative and populist-nationalist opposition parties, and Romanian nationalists too, et al. The difference between them and Hungary is that its nationalists are in power and actively advancing national interests, which is why the EU is actively working to remove them by hook or by crook.

from Lynne Makepeace

Many of you already know her — the pony with the big heart who has quietly looked after what feels like half the children in our community.

She’s the steady and patient one. The pony who waits while tiny hands learn to hold the reins for the very first time. The one who gives nervous beginners confidence. The one who gently carries riders with disabilities during therapy sessions. The one who plods along the river while riders chat, laugh, and fall in love with horses. For so many children, their first ride was on Coco. Their first trot, first brave moment of “I did it.”

She has spent years giving confidence, independence, and joy to riders of all ages and abilities.

Recently, Coco was diagnosed with an ovarian tumor, and we are heartbroken. But we are committed to doing everything we can to give her the treatment she needs.

Her veterinary care and surgery are expected to cost around $6,000, followed by six weeks of recovery. The surgeon ensures us she will have a full recovery and have many more years with us.

As a not-for-profit, we will do everything possible for her — but we can’t do it alone. We’re asking the community who knows and loves Coco to help us give back to the pony who has given so much.

If Coco has ever led your child’s first ride, helped someone you love through therapy, or simply made you smile, we would be incredibly grateful for your support.

Every donation, share, and kind message helps more than you know.

Now it’s our turn to be there for her.

About us

The Kāpiti Equestrian & Vaulting Centre in Waikanae is operated by the not-for-profit Kāpiti Vaulting Club Inc –Our place is a happy place. Supporting one another and being together is our passion. Birthday parties, riding lessons, vaulting and more.

Use of funds

Around 6k for her surgery

Box rest recovery for around 6 weeks.

https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/raising-funds-for-coco-her-surgery-and-recovery

Pfizer should feature her in their TV ads about the side effects of the COVID shots. Wouldn't it be great if Pfizer ran an entire 60 second TV ad featuring 100 different Pfizer "vaccine" victims? https://t.co/QY6SOrvhlg

— Steve Kirsch (@stkirsch) March 30, 2026

A list of 18 US tech firms released by the Islamist Revolutionary Guards included Cisco, HP, Intel, Oracle, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, IBM, Dell, Palantir, Nvidia, JPMorgan Chase, Tesla, General Electric, Boeing, Spire Solutions, and UAE-based AI firm G42.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said on Tuesday that they would target leading US technology firms like Apple, Google and Meta if more Iranian leaders were killed in “targeted assassinations”.

“These companies, starting from 8pm Tehran time on Wednesday, 1 April should expect the destruction of their relevant units in exchange for every assassination in Iran,” the Guards said in a statement listing the names of 18 companies it alleged were complicit in the killing of officials.

“We advise the employees of these institutions to immediately leave their workplaces to preserve their lives,” it added.

The threat comes as US President Donald Trump says he is conducting diplomacy aimed at putting an end to the conflict, while also threatening to amplify the US-Israeli campaign against the Islamic republic.

The Guards’ statement said the US government and tech giants had “ignored our repeated warnings regarding the necessity” of halting operations targeting top Iranian officials, alleging that the tech firms are the “main element in designing and tracking assassination targets”.

The warning did not specify where the action would take place, but it added:

“Residents around these terrorist companies in all countries of the region are also advised to leave their locations within a 1km (0.6-mile) radius and move to a safe place.”

In early March, Amazon reported that two of its data centres in the United Arab Emirates were “directly struck” by drones and one in Bahrain damaged by a nearby attack.

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