Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they came across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering,” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
“Well, how.did you do?”
“First Place,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
“How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio says, “this is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears flowing from his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the heck is Jacinda Ardern?” asked Pinocchio.
(thanks to a reader)
Except it’s not her nose that gets longer its her whole face. Puerile I know, but if she can’t take it then she should look in the mirror and look at how her policies are hurting people and businesses.