Well, I don’t know why I sailed here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
I’m so scared that I might get my ship sunk
And I’m wondering how Trump [Stuffed] this up

[Chorus]
Drones to the left of me
Missiles to the right
Here I am, stuck in the straight of Hormuz

Yes, I’m stuck in the straight of Hormuz
And I’m wondering how this helps me and you
It’s so hard to see my country betrayed
Losing control, wars all over the place

[Chorus]
J..s to the left of me
Arabs to the right
Here I am, stuck in the straight of Hormuz

[Bridge]
When you spend your Easter cussing
And you’re proud that you’re a god like man
And your friends, they all come calling
Kiss you on the a.. and say
“Please, please”

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see, it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to say I don’t like the war?
‘Cause now gas is something I can’t afford

[Chorus]
Drones to the left of me
Missiles to the right
Here I am, stuck in the straight of Hormuz

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
When you spend your Easter cussing
And you’re proud that you’re a god like man
And your friends, they all come calling
Kiss you on the a.. and say
“Please, please”

Well, I don’t know why I sailed here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
I’m so scared that I might get my ship sunk
And I’m wondering how Trump f….ed this up

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me
A……. to the right
Here I am, stuck in the straight of Hormuz
Yes, I’m stuck in the straight of Hormuz
Stuck in the straight of Hormuz
Here I am, stuck in the straight of Hormuz