on the BFD
I thought some readers might be interested in how far the woke infestation and rot has gone in our government departments. I have written this to advise you all that our venerable spy agency The NZ SIS (the meat pie and a Playboy in the briefcase scandal lot from ancient history, the 1980s* possibly) is advertising for a Maori Capability Advisor.
I didn’t realise that Maori had a special need for their own tailored version of the SIS. Well, it proves I don’t know much then, doesn’t it? Predictably this is for a certain fictional place;
Aotearoa and its people.
Also, predictably, it has the requisite sprinkling of Maori to garner woke credibility in the liberal mindset wasteland;
Together Te Tira Tiaki and Te Pa Whakamarumaru are the core agencies of the New Zealand Intelligence Community (NZIC).
This is an opportunity for someone with the right skills and experience to contribute to our mahi at a strategic level.
This is not just any old role though, it is special. The person and the role require;
Your knowledge of te reo, te ao and tikanga Maori, and te tiriti o Waitangi is paramount to this role. You will understand the needs and aspirations of Maori, Maori Crown relationships, and the Treaty of Waitangi to enable you to provide leadership and advice on matters pertaining to te ao and tikanga Maori. Engaging widely and working with people in a variety of roles and from diverse backgrounds, you will build meaningful, collaborative relationships.
If you’re excited by the opportunity to join our whanau and take up this pivotal role, we would love to hear from you.
Wow, that is an impressive swamp of politically correct, woke verbiage: great stuff for sure. Also impressive is the pay range for this superhuman Herculean task.
Does the SIS think that Islamic terrorists communicate in Te Reo? It’s unlikely they think alleged “right wing extremists” do. Do they think terrorists are in marae and they need undercover agents? Or is this just part of the Jacinda government’s general Wokeist agenda? —Eds
* This incident dated from circa 1976 when a briefcase belonging to an SIS agent was found in Wellington, containing among other things a meat pie and a copy of Penthouse.