The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease! The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em” and is capable of crippling our current population.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2020 when they re-elected Jacinda Ardern’s government into power and are now starting to realise how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.  (It’s pronounced “Vote-em-out.”) It can be picked up at your local pharmacy without a doctor’s prescription. You take the first dose now. The second dose should be taken just before the 2023 elections, otherwise it will eventually wipe out all the remnants of democratic life we have left in the NZ.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks who truly care about New Zealand, and to the many misguided fools who think democracy is unnecessary and socialism is the answer to all their personal failings.