How successful they’ll be is questionable, though.


Our friends at the Intelligence Advanced Research Projects Activity (“IARPA”, another dreaded 5-letter) are designing “Smart Garments”; apparel that has the ability to track, monitor and record its wearer, because if there’s one thing the American public needs, it’s their pants spying on them. These Smart Garments coincide with the World Economic Forums goals, so that’s good, two tyrants, one stone.