for a Leftist: three busts of Karl Marx

Based on the big one the communists put in Karl Marx Stadt (now Chemnitz) in Germany. One for the lounge, one for the bedroom and one for the office!

for a TPM member to pretend to shoot egalitarians and government ministers — a replica six-gun (dummy).

for a NATO fan — a Zelensky doll

Including two bags of ‘mahney’ one of cocaine, and a stab-proof vest!

For a nihilist/war fan

An armor-piercing incendiary bomb
A high-powered target rifle using soft bullets (not recommended for Starmerlanders)

An intercontinental nuclear missile model — NATO fans will also love it.

For weirdos a bit less weird than Green Party members:

A gremlin coffee maker.

A Godzilla whiskey bottle.

A piano coffee mug.

Or a saxophone mug.

A slot machine loo roll holder