We’ve posted a few of these previously and here are a few more gift suggestions for Jacindanistas, Legacy Media reporters and as desk ornaments for those wanting advancement in her now huge Public Service:

A 10-inch (25-cm) diameter plush.

Omicron variant — this was popular with the Jacinda government early in 2022 but still seems to be the current one.

Monkeypox virus — note that the WHO decided that this name might upset Africans and changed it to Mpox last month.

A box set of all reasons for Lockdowns and jabs!