by el gato malo

Meet Peanut and Mark. Peanut was a squirrel, his mother died and was taken in by Mark who raised him and turned him into a social media celebrity. It’s a happy ending Disney story of the kind Disney used to make before Peanut would have had to be gay and biracial.

Well, at least it was until the wicked witch came along in the form of Obersturmbannführer karen Monica Keasler who was so offended by this fluffy tail fairytale that all the way from Texas she called down the wrath of the public health agencies.

These health agencies went after this squirrel like pike hitting a baitfish. they stormed the house (with a warrant), detained the humans for over 5 hours, tore the place apart, and then killed peanut the squirrel and a rescued raccoon named Fred who appears to have been collateral damage.

Nothing about this is OK.

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