Setting: The Reichssicherheitshauptamt/Reich Main Security Office, Brussels

In walks Reichsführerin Ursula von der Leyen.

Functionaries rise to their feet and proclaim Sieg Heil!

Von der Leyen: Sieg Heil! Sit! I have come to the conclusion that Aussenminister Kaja Kallas is too much of a Dummkopf. She makes too many Stuff-aufs like this one und damages our credibility. She must go.

Sicherheitsdienst-Führer/Security Service Leader: Jawohl. What shall we do with her?

SS-Obersturmbannführer: Make her Gauleiter of Estland?

Von der Leyen: She has already been Prime Minister of Estonia. No.

Functionaries: What then?

Von der Leyen: I have a proposal. We have too many Reich citizens who dare question our Kriegspropaganda [war propaganda]. To win the war we must put them in concentration camps like the 3rd Reich did.

Sicherheitsdienst-Führer: But that is drastic. People will object.

Von der Leyen: I am not saying we institute die Endlosung [final solution], but we must remove them from society so we are protected from peaceniks.

Functionaries: So?

Von der Leyen: We build a new big Schutzhaftlingslager [protective custody camp] and we send all dissidents there. Und we make Frau Kallas the Aufseherin.

SS-Obersturmbannführer: Is she brutal enough?

Von der Leyen: We will make regular inspection visits.

Sicherheitsdienst-Führer: Where do we build this camp?

Von der Leyen: In Poland of course, where else?

Functionaries: Excellent!