A pretty good attempt at black satire from Caitlin Johnstone at caitlinjohnstone.com: We interrupt today’s Caitlin Johnstone article with this breaking news report from the National News Conglomerate. NNC: Obey. WASHINGTON — One of the nations the United States government has targeted for destruction is guilty of doing a very bad thing that nobody can see according to sources familiar with the matter.
One senior official who spoke on conditions of anonymity told NNC that while nobody was killed or injured by the bad thing that was done by the bad country, and that the bad thing has in fact had no discernible effect on anything anywhere that everyday Americans would be able to perceive with the naked eye, it was still a very bad thing and will almost certainly require a much more inflated military budget to deal with.
“It’s true that the thing which was done was not bad enough to have hurt any American or to have affected the observable universe in any way that Americans can verify by observation, but it was definitely bad enough to justify strengthening our military presence against the bad country,” the official said. “I hear the Raytheon family has a fine line of surprisingly affordable new products to choose from that would be ideal for our nation’s national security needs.” […]BREAKING: Anonymous Sources Say US-Targeted Government Did An Invisible Bad Thing, by Caitlin Johnstone — STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC