Thanks to Simon O’Connor MP (National, Tamaki)

If you have a cat you can meet people who have an even street number. If you have a dog you can meet odd numbered people. If you have no pets you can only meet people who drive an EV. If you don’t drive an EV you can only talk to people on a train. If you take a bus you can only speak te reo because the virus doesn’t understand Maori. (Thanks to Jamie Taylor)