From The Babylon Bee: U.S. — To avoid any future delays in sending billions of taxpayer dollars and deadly weapons to Ukraine, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has decided to make things easier and give President Zelensky the key to the U.S. Treasury. “It’s simpler this way. Now Mr. Zelensky can let himself in whenever he […]

To Save Time, Treasury Secretary Yellen Gives Zelensky Key To U.S. Treasury — STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC