This recent (about 1 year old) AI app has made the news again with the NY Times announcing it will sue the creators for unathorised utilizing of its content. It should be interesting.

Anyway, we asked it to describe a visit to Waikanae, and the result was curious with some correct, some wrong and severable questionable statements:

Waikanae, a charming. coastal town on the Kapiti Coast of New Zealand, offers a serene and picturesque escape for visitors seeking a peaceful retreat. As you approach the town, the air becomes infused with the salty scent of the nearby Tasman Sea, and the gentle sound of waves crashing against the shore fills the atmosphere.

Upon arriving in Waikanae, you’ll find yourself surrounded by lush greenery and pristine landscapes. The town is known for its beautiful beaches, and a visit to Waikanae Beach is a must. The golden sands stretch for miles, inviting you to take a leisurely stroll or simply relax while listening to the soothing rhythm of the waves.

Waikanae is home to a vibrant arts community, and you might want to explore the local galleries and studios that showcase the talents of both established and emerging artists. The artistic flair of the town is reflected in the colorful murals adorning some of the buildings, adding a creative touch to the streets.

Nature enthusiasts will appreciate the abundance of walking and hiking trails in the surrounding areas. The Waikanae River runs through the town, offering a peaceful setting for a riverside walk or a tranquil picnic. The Waikanae Estuary is another natural gem, providing a habitat for various bird species, including herons and tui.

For a taste of local cuisine, explore the charming cafes and restaurants that line the streets. Fresh seafood is a specialty in Waikanae, and you can savor the flavors of the region while enjoying a meal with a view of the ocean.

As the day winds down, the sunset paints the sky in hues of orange and pink, creating a breathtaking backdrop to the coastal landscape. Whether you choose to stay in one of the cozy bed and breakfasts or enjoy the comfort of a beachfront resort, a visit to Waikanae promises a tranquil and rejuvenating experience.

Hmm, well. “…the air becomes infused with the salty scent of the nearby Tasman Sea, and the gentle sound of waves crashing against the shore fills the atmosphere” – not really, unless you’re very close to the beach. In the main town area you won’t.

“The town is known for its beautiful beaches” — that should be singular, not plural.

“The golden sands stretch for miles” — why not be specific? From the tip of the Estuary sandspit to the Pharazyn Reserve is about 4 km (thereafter it’s Peka Peka beach) and the sand is much more grey than gold.

“…explore the local galleries” — why not mention Toi Mahara, and really the only other normally open one is in lawyer Suzy Mill’s reception. The others in people’s homes need appointments.

“Murals add a colourful touch to the streets” — not really. There’s one on the old library and one on the south side of the Main Road fishmonger. There’s a small one on the Landlink office and another small one in Frater Lane. In addition there are a few on power boxes.

“…charming cafés and restaurants line the streets” – there are a few, but they don’t really line the streets and the only one that gives an ocean view is the upstairs of Tuktuk. Fresh seafood isn’t really “a specialty in Waikanae” — there is a business called Waikanae Crab, but it’s in Paraparaumu. As well as the fishmonger on the Main Road, another is in Rangihiroa Street near the beach.

No mention of the Nga Manu sanctuary?

You get nice sunsets when it’s fine or with thin cloud, but not when it’s overcast.

So, anyone interested in composing something accurate and reliable would be well advised to avoid getting ChatCPT to do it, which only seems adequate for the abysmal standards of the Stuff/Herald/TV1/Newshub/RNZ cartel.