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Monthly Archives: April 2022

the severe financial impact of BoJo’s virtue signaling on Britain’s working class

27 Wednesday Apr 2022

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In countries that bought most of their energy in the form of Russian oil and gas, power and liquid fuel prices have leapt because of the ‘holier than thou’ attitude of self-serving politicians including Bojo or more accurately, Bozo. Not only that, bans on Russian wheat and fertilizer are having the same impact on food prices. But there’s no such impact on Russians, obviously.

In Waikanae we’ve only noticed one house flying a Ukrainian flag, but there are probably more. Did anyone fly an Iraq flag after Dubya’s invasion of that country in 2003?

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mortality rates for unjabbed v. 1x or 2x jabbed, ages 10-14, England

27 Wednesday Apr 2022

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Waikanae Estuary and River view

27 Wednesday Apr 2022

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Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter is a big upset for the Cancel-Culture brigade

27 Wednesday Apr 2022

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Jacinanistas, and many others of their ilk, will be in a bad mood.

Elon Musk makes clear in the statement below that opposition to the heavy censorship demanded and achieved by intolerant vile Leftists was his main motivation. This should result in a large proportion of the people turned off by Twitter’s rampant Wokeism coming back from the alternatives and is thus a good business move. By cancelling Donald Trump in January 2021, Twitter’s stock prices tumbled, although it’s unlikely he will seek a return to it as he now has his own platform.

An accurate comment by National MP Simon O’Connor.

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James Shaw should approve: Biden pushes ‘electric tank’ in desperate attempt to win over young voters to his warmongering

26 Tuesday Apr 2022

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No, this is not satire.

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Shanghai’d in Shanghai — no food in the fridge

26 Tuesday Apr 2022

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more bad news for the inflation outlook: the NZD is diving

26 Tuesday Apr 2022

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A drop of 4 cents U.S. in just the 20 days from 5 April to 25 April — a drop of 5.7%. You may think that with the inflation rate of 8.5% in Bidenland being actually higher than the 6.9% in Jacindaland that wouldn’t happen, but clearly international money traders don’t think much of the Dear Leader government’s economic strategy. Her and Hipkins’ obsession with Covidiocy (including making a huge chunk of the productive workforce stay home if someone has a sniffle, impaired performance by the jabbed) and the huge economic damage it has done is one factor, but James Shaw’s Climatism and destruction of the agricultural sector is another biggie.

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the World’s most influential medical journal calls out pandemic policies

26 Tuesday Apr 2022

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by Guy Hatchford

An article that all media, experts, GPs and MPs need to read

In an April 13 2022 editorial in the New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM) “Covid-19 Boosters — Where from Here?” Dr. Paul Offit MD starts with the obligatory praise for mRNA Covid-19 vaccines, but then abruptly switches to a very serious note of alarm about the continued use of boosters.

NEJM has been at the nexus of positive Covid-19 publishing. Its editorial board has the advantage of reviewing a broad sweep of Covid studies. The fact that they decided to publish a blunt warning is highly significant. The message for governments, medical professionals, and medical media commentators and explainers cannot be ignored or underestimated.

The editorial raises a number of questions:

“Unfortunately, studies did not stratify patients according to whether they had coexisting conditions. Therefore, it was unclear who among the younger age groups most benefited from an additional dose.”

In summary, boosters are not very useful for younger people who are healthy. This doesn’t sound very serious, but the NEJM went on to discuss the implications.

The continued universal use of boosters, in a misguided attempt to eliminate Covid, ‘will limit the ability of booster dosing to lessen transmission.’

The consequence, NEJM warned, are problems whose full extent and eventual outcomes are unknown:

“Boosters are not risk-free, we need to clarify which groups most benefit. For example, boys and men between 16 and 29 years of age are at increased risk for myocarditis caused by mRNA vaccines.”

“And all age groups are at risk for the theoretical problem of an “original antigenic sin” — a decreased ability to respond to a new immunogen because the immune system has locked onto the original immunogen….This potential problem could limit our ability to respond to a new variant.”

Original antigenic sin refers to the known possibility of ADE—antibody dependent enhancement of an illness. In essence, the immune system antibodies produced as a result of vaccination can in combination with new variants enhance the capacity of Covid to cause serious illness.

This possibility arises because of the innate capacity of the Covid virus to adapt when faced with a highly vaccinated population—a known viral evolutionary pathway.

The editorial concluded with a message for governments:

“…educate the public about the limits of mucosal [mRNA Covid] vaccines. Otherwise, a zero-tolerance strategy for mild or asymptomatic infection, which can be implemented only with frequent booster doses, will continue to mislead the public about what Covid-19 vaccines can and cannot do.”

Facing Reality Is Proving Hard for Our Government

Is an editorial in a foreign medical journal cause for alarm? Yes, when it is the NEJM, the most conservative of medical journals, known for its unflinching support of modern medical orthodoxy.

Our worst enemy is complaisance and inaction. This was exemplified for me by a reply from an MP this week who says:

“I do get some comfort from the fact that smallpox and polio vaccines, do appear long term to benefit humans, and from my general reading there is hope and belief that the COVID vaccine will do the same….the vast majority of scientists involved provide me reassurance that the vaccine is safe and that the alternative of not vaccinating is simply not an option.”

In other words, he says there is no alternative except to carry on boosting, precisely the problem that the NEJM was warning against, which is leading down a road to a very uncertain and possibly very dangerous future.

As I travelled south towards Wellington yesterday, I passed kilometres of stationary cars going north stalled by a couple of traffic lights in Otaki. The $3.5 billion spent on the transmission gully motorway has delivered no improved travel time because the planners were perhaps not thinking far enough ahead and carried on regardless (and btw for the motorway enthusiasts after Otaki comes Levin, so should bypasses be the first priority?).

Do we carry on vaccinating against polio and smallpox every few months?—NO we do not. This one fact should have been sufficient to alert our MP that something is different about mRNA technology.

Who are the medical experts advising our MPs, watering down the published Covid medical research results to the point of banality? Is our $64 billion spent on Covid so far well spent?

Calling a Medical Emergency in New Zealand

We know that both mRNA vaccination and Covid infection carry as yet unquantified long term risks of heart disease. Are we ramping up our capacity to treat heart disease? Apparently not.

A correspondent in Palmerston North writes that she has been referred to a heart specialist by her GP, but the specialist replies he is too overwhelmed with cases to see her and refers her back to her GP. When is this Covid buck passing going to stop?

Heart disease is the number one killer in New Zealand. The apologia being trotted out by the media that myopericarditis following vaccination will turn out to be mild in the longer term without actual supporting research does not amount to a credible medical policy.

We keep hearing anecdotal reports of our hospitals overwhelmed with cardiac cases. Are the reports real? The government is not publishing data, so we are left in the dark. Is the government failing to look or are they deliberately concealing information?

The situation is similar in the UK, information about alarming rises in cardiac cases is too hot to handle, so is it being covered up? Some data is coming out from individual hospitals. The NHS trust in the small UK seaside resort of Blackpool responded to a freedom of information request last week. Their cases of heart failure are up 400% on historical averages. Yes, 400%.

Who Can Turn the Ship Around?

We all have relatives or friends still insisting that our hospitals are full of the unvaccinated, that no one who is vaccinated has ever died, that the unvaccinated are endangering everyone, that international studies prove the vaccine works perfectly, and so on…

All of which are remote from reality, yet without honest government and media messaging, polite rebuttals with references to actual data are met with outright denial and condemnation.

Only the government and mainstream media are in a position to convey the sober NEJM assessment of boosters to the public. Otherwise, the public will remain stuck with boosters or bust misinformation. Continuing to publish misleading information about hospital statistics or myths that only mRNA vaccination of 100% of the population will stop the pandemic (as Stuff did this week) will only make it harder to institute reliable policies.

Mark Steyn of GB news called out the UK government Thursday this week with official UK statistics showing that boosted individuals are twice as likely to suffer infection, hospitalisation, and death compared to the unvaccinated, partially vaccinated and doubly vaccinated lumped together. This raises the possibility that Antibody Dependent Enhancement is already taking hold.

We are heading in that direction too, possibly just a few weeks behind, New Zealand statistics highlight increasing vulnerability of the boosted as each week goes by. This point is reinforced by increasing reports of multiple reinfections among vaccinated populations.

Time to Call a Medical Emergency

This is a call for an energetic, robust and focused response to an evolving medical situation. A preparedness to consider and entertain views that were dismissed as unthinkable a few weeks ago.

Don’t trust my word, trust the New England Journal of Medicine which has sounded the alarm because our situation may be about to get much worse if the government continues to do and say as it has been so far.

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Bruce Moon: The truth must be told again! 

26 Tuesday Apr 2022

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Originally published on the Breaking Views blog

When Hobson arrived in New Zealand on 29 January 1840, equipped with a 4200-word brief from Colonial Secretary Lord Normanby, he knew what he had to do.  If the Maori chiefs wanted the protection of the Queen they had one choice: to sign a document ceding all their rights of sovereignty, whatever they were, to the Queen.  

As Hobson took pains to explain to them in due course: “as the law of England gives no civil powers to Her Majesty out of her  dominions, her efforts to do you good will be futile unless you consent.”[1] Moreover, all Maori were to be offered in due course by Article Third of the Treaty, all the rights and duties of the people of England; remarkable for its generosity in its day.  

Yet today we have Jacinta Ruru and Jacobi Kohu-Morris of the University of Otago talking of [2]  “concept(s) .. imposed over the top of existing indigenous nations and legal systems”, an extraordinary extrapolation from the actual articles of the treaty. The sheer absurdity of this sort of statement in the New Zealand context must surely be obvious to everybody except of course those who are determined not to see.  There was neither nation nor legal system nor anything indigenous in anything Maori.  They were a collection of independent tribes often in brutal conflict with each other.

Hobson set to work forthwith to make the first essential step: to draft a version in English of the requisite document.  As a straightforward and experienced sailor he knew well how to make a plain language statement – often at sea, men’s lives might depend on it.  His obvious assistant was his personal secretary, James Freeman, appointed by Governor Gipps of New South Wales, anxious to rid himself of a number of incompetents.[3]  Freeman, a product of Eton and Oxford, had a headful of the pretentious language used in European diplomatic exchanges.  After two days of producing incompatible drafts which still exist in our archives, Hobson dismissed Freeman and sought the help of Busby who succeeded on 3 February in producing an initial draft for Hobson’s attention.

Thereupon, the following day, at the spacious home of James Clendon, a British subject and American consul, with Busby as scribe and Clendon in attendance and providing paper from his own private stock not used officially elsewhere, Hobson proceeded to produce a document in English, duly dated 4th February, for translation into the Maori language. 

This done by mid-afternoon, Hobson proceeded the short distance across the water to the mission station at Paihia and requested Henry Williams, the Head of the Mission, to translate it and provide for him by the following morning a text in Maori.  With the aid of his son, Edward Marsh Williams, who was very competent in that language, Williams did so.  This text, with one word changed when reviewed the next morning, was of course the text known to all as “The Treaty of Waitangi”, signed by rather more than forty chiefs over the next few days.

Meanwhile, Freeman, sidelined by Hobson from the work of treaty preparation, and with no authority to do so, set to work to write what he thought a proper English version and  succeeded in getting it away to Governor Gipps in Sydney by the storeship “Samuel Winter” on 8 February.

Clendon, for his part, made a copy of Hobson’s genuine text on paper from the same stock as the 4th February document was written, and with minor adjustments – correcting Busby’s spelling mistake: “Sovreignty” and with “6 February”, the actual date on which the signing took place − in his capacity as U.S. Consul, sent it on 20 February to the US Secretary of State, John Forsyth.

Then on 30th March,  US explorer Charles Wilkes arrived in the Bay of Islands in his storm-battered ship, USS Vincennes and in his own words proceeded “to inquire into the actual state of these islands”. From Administrator Shortland via Consul Clendon he was provided with the actual final text of 4 February which his writer proceeded to copy exactly, Busby’s mistakes included, and making a few of his own![4]  Both documents exist today in U.S. archives.

This done, Clendon never returned the final text and in due course among his private papers it came into the hands of his solicitor,  Henry Littlewood and disappeared from public view until 1989 when it was found among her mother’s effects by Beryl Needham, a descendant of Littlewood.

Dubbed by some official “the Littlewood Treaty”, establishment figures have done all that they can to discredit it.  The official line is that expressed in response to a questioner by Hon. Margaret Wilson, the then Associate Minister of Justice, on 27 July 2004: “A written treaty … has no validity unless signed by both parties.  The ‘Littlewood’ Treaty was not signed”. … While the “Littlewood Treaty” may be of historical interest, it has no official status.”

This was the line taken in the Treaty-2-U caravan which was taken around the country in 2006 to promulgate the official treaty story.  So this flimsy dodge avoids the fact that it was the version in English whose composition was a vital step in the production of the actual treaty.   Nobody pretends that it was an executable document in its own right, but its historical importance is vital because it says precisely in English what is said in the treaty in Maori and, as can be seen from it, the steps Hobson took to observe his mandate from Lord Normanby.

In only one significant way, does the substance of the treaty differ from Hobson’s 4 February English version.   Between “tangata” and ‘katoa” in Article third, Williams inserted “maori”  on whom specifically the rights of the people of England were to be conferred.  Since existing British subjects had such rights already and it was not desired to include foreigners, this was appropriate. This is further and indeed compelling evidence that the document dated 4 February was not a translation of the Treaty document in Maori but preceded it.  It can only have been written on 4 February and is correctly dated.  There is no evidence to the contrary.

The critical importance of all this is that, given the well-established authenticity of the inaccurately dubbed “Littlewood Treaty”, the document in English from which the treaty was translated, any translation of the treaty itself to English is entirely unnecessary and can be, at least, twice removed from the actual document in English which was read out at Waitangi on 5 February 1840.

So what actually happened at Waitangi?

It is clear that when a large number of chiefs assembled at Waitangi on that fateful couple of days that they meant business and that they grasped the nature of that business.  Their words at Waitangi on 5 February 1840, clearly those of articulate speakers, recorded at the time by Colenso, leave not the slightest doubt that they knew what they were doing.  Very few commentators ever note this fact.

There were barely twenty four hours between Hobson’s presentation to the chiefs and their near-unanimous acceptance of his proposals.  They did not seek explanations of fine points of meaning.  Those who were bilingual did not quibble about differences between Hobson’s English text of the 4th and the Williams’ text in Maori.  Apart from some clarification of religious matters, few questions were asked.  When the chiefs adjourned to Tii marae to debate the matter, there is no report of any of them referring back to him for clarification of what he proposed.  Next morning more than forty were ready to sign and did so.

Subsequently their decision was emphatically endorsed by about five hundred chiefs around the country who added their signatures. 

So what was actually agreed at Waitangi?

1. The chiefs ceded such sovereignty as each possessed to the Queen on the most generous terms for any native race in the history of colonisation.

In the absence of any word in classic Maori for “sovereignty”, the Williams in their translation chose “kawanatanga”, a synthetic word obviously comprising a transliteration of “governor” with a suffix meaning “-ship”.  Time after time, commentators claim that this meant that only “government” and not sovereignty was ceded to the Queen.  This is false and superficial reasoning because translation is not the same as derivation.  Many examples could be given. The words of chiefs recorded at Waitangi and elsewhere leave no doubt that they knew that by signing they would become subordinate to the Queen.  They knew they would cede sovereignty;  that is the tribal autonomy of each, not the sovereign authority of a non-existent nation –  and they did!

2. By Article third all Maoris (tangata maori katoa [sic]) received the protection of the Queen and the same rights and duties as the people of England.  “Rights” was translated by the Williams as “tikanga”.  Note that this referred to the rights of English people, not whatever “tikanga” meant in a Maori context.  It included protection from any foreign power, in particular the French of whom Maori were mortally afraid.

In essence, remarkable indeed in their generosity those terms are, that is all!  However, the essentially redundant [5] Article Second is the one which has been mercifully exploited with glaring omissions and half-truths (or less) by our legion of treaty-twisters!  Here is how.

This article assured all the people of New Zealand − tangata katoa o Nu Tirani − that isall, of the possession − tino rangatiratanga −of their homes and personal property − “taonga”.   Herein lie two plausible though false chinks in the translation which the treaty-twisters exploit to the full.

(1) The first is that Maoris had no real conception of a right enjoyed by the people of England, now granted to them: possessions of private property – of which they could be deprived at whim by chiefs and others of senior status, such as rangatiras, in the very hierarchical Maori tribal society.  In this way the Williams sought to extend to all of them what had hitherto been only a right of Maori chiefs.  Nevertheless, it needs to be said again since the treaty-twisters so flagrantly ignore it,  Article second applied to all the people of New Zealand.

More and more today, do we see part-Maori radicals waving a black, white and red flag which they call the “tino rangatiratanga” flag, claiming that those two words in the Treaty somehow mean that there is something called “maori sovereignty” which continues to exist.   Nothing could be further from the truth.  No such thing ever existed as a unified concept.

(2)  The word for “property” used appropriately by the Williams was “taonga”.  It had first been defined by Hongi Hika in assisting Lee and Kendall in compiling the first Maori dictionary in 1820 as “property procured by the spear” – “tao”.  It had been broadened by 1831 when thirteen Ngapuhi chiefs wrote to King William seeking his protection of themselves and their property which was “nothing but timber, flax, pork and potatoes” — the latter two of course, courtesy of Europeans.  Its meaning expanded to include the great variety of European material goods but nevertheless William Williams in his 1844 dictionary still defined it simply as “property”. That was still its meaning in P.M. Ryan’s 1974 dictionary.

Since then part-Maori opportunists have unashamedly expanded its meaning to include anything their greedy minds aspire to acquire.  One notorious example was when a feeble old man was claimed to be a “taonga”.  Gullible white men thereupon allowed him to jump the queue for a major operation and within a few months he was dead from other natural causes.

More sweeping is their claim that the electromagnetic spectrum – barely known in 1840 – is another “taonga” and officialdom continues meekly to award very valuable and extensive rights to it to part-Maori interests.  There is every sign that they are now making similar spurious claims with respect to natural water.  If other New Zealanders are stupid enough to give in to these spurious claims, then they will inevitably pay for the consequences.

And at Cabinet Level

With the rigid denial of the authenticity of the so-called “Littlewood Treaty” which, as the primary source in English, would be superior to any translation, officialdom in consequence needs an “official translation” of the actual Treaty.  The first such translation was made by T.E. Young of the Native Department in 1869 but Cabinet decided to adopt a 1989 translation by Sir Hugh Kawharu.

All well and good, you may say, considering his distinguished academic record.  This does not exempt it from a further critical look since it is taken to be authoritative in all cabinet considerations concerning the Treaty of Waitangi and any implications of it.  These are perhaps more extensive today than at any previous time in its 182 year history – a truly astonishing situation which, surely, is matched by few other purported treaties of anything like its great age! [6]

Kawharu offered a number of footnotes to his translation but most of them do not ring true in the light of our earlier commentary.  Most flagrant is his “footnote” about “taonga” thus:

“As submissions to the Waitangi Tribunal concerning the Maori language have made clear, ‘taonga’ refers to all dimensions of a tribal group’s estate, material and non-material – heirlooms and wahi tapu (sacred places), ancestral lore and whakapapa (genealogies), etc.”

In the first place, Kawharu could hardly have done worse than refer to proceedings of the Waitangi Tribunal as his ultimate authority.  As veteran newspaperman, Brian Priestley who sat in on Tribunal proceedings for three months observed: “it would be hard to imagine any public body less well organised to get at the truth” (Sunday Star-Times, 30 May 2010).

Yet even worse, in using a modern meaning of a word in translating a document written in 1840 when its meaning was quite different, he commits a gross error, quite unforgivable in any academic, let alone one of his exalted standing.

So there we all are, with Cabinet allowing itself to be grossly deceived by a flagrant distortion of the meaning of the Treaty of Waitangi, held so dear by so many, with the loss of major assets of the people of New Zealand on spurious grounds to a racially defined group, almost all of whom are direct descendants of colonists from Britain to whom they direct their hatred today and whose tribal ancestors might have been killed in the incessant tribal wars, had not British colonisation saved them from themselves.

There are more plain truths:

1.  A “Treaty Partnership” is a fake

2. “Treaty Principles” are a fake

3.  The legislated “Treaty in English” is a fake.

We shall have more to say on these sorry realities.


Footnotes:

[1] Colenso’s account, checked at the time by Busby. (full reference available).
[2] Atea Otago, 2 February 2022. which states: “This content was created in paid partnership with the University of Otago … a vibrant contributor to Maori development and the realisaton of Maori aspirations, through our Maori Strategic framework and world-class researchers and teachers.”
[3] As recorded by Buick (reference available)
[4] C.Wilkes, USS Vincennes letter book, copy of despatch Number 64, Microfilm 1262 University of Auckland Library pp 163-4, original at Kansas Historical Society, Topeka, Kansas.
[5] Apart from the provision for sale of Maori land which soon became unworkable, Article second guaranteed rights to Maoris implicit in Article third and to other British subjects who had those rights already.
[6] Coincidentally, it was in mid-March of the same year that the so-called “Littlewood” Treaty was found by Beryl Needham among the effects of Ethel Littlewood, her recently deceased mother.


Bruce Moon is a retired computer pioneer who wrote “Real Treaty; False Treaty – The True Waitangi Story”.

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satire: Dear Leader meets with Cuddles and Corrie

26 Tuesday Apr 2022

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Cuddles and Corrie: Tena koe Dear Leader, you wanted to see us.

Dear Leader: Aye, but first let’s hongi. Mmm, that’s good.

Corrie: Would you like a hongi down there?

Dear Leader: Ooh you are awful; but I like you!

Cuddles: Who do you want us to do over for you today, Dear Leader?

Dear Leader: We’ve got to do something about this crime wave, it’s getting embarassing for me and Poto.

Cuddles and Corrie: But we’re busy monitoring your political opponents, Dear Leader. It’s a big job as they’re over half the country now.

Dear Leader: Nonsense, it’s only a small number who have unacceptable views about my government.

Cuddles: Ah, no, it’s a big number.

Dear Leader: But the people who are being robbed and their cars stolen include my supporters. That’s no good. They might not vote for me again.

Cuddles: We don’t have have enough resources to do both, Dear Leader. And you’ve built hardly any houses, let alone gulags to put your opponents in. You need to choose.

Dear Leader: There’s nothing wrong with crime, as long as it only affects people who don’t like me. You must know by now who supports me and who doesn’t.

Cuddles and Corrie: Not quite.

Dear Leader: Well do that urgently, I’ll supply you with all the Public Servants you need, I’ve got tens of thousands of them.

Cuddles: But you’re making so many of them and their contacts stay home if they have a sniffle.

Dear Leader: Look, we have to maintain the Scamdemic, how else can we keep people afraid?

Cuddles: Fear of losing their livelihoods, their homes if they don’t adore you maybe?

Dear Leader: Well just make it look as if you’re doing something, I’ve got lots of propagandists in the media to give that impression.

Cuddles and Corrie: Will do.

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