We assume this is a joke, but given the anti-Russian craziness at present…

In April, Norwegian researchers apprehended a beluga whale that had been harassing local fishermen. According to Insider, experts at Norway’s Institute of Marine Research have come to the conclusion that the whale is likely a tool of the Russian military. The article reports, “[the whale] had an attachment that could fit a GoPro camera and was likely used to hold surveillance equipment like cameras or other marine sensors.”