Most of our readers are unlikely to have any, but in the event there are some:
Penis pillow
For use as a pillow, but to enhance the experience they can put a Stuff logo on the head. (In other countries a logo like CNN, ABC, CBC, BBC etc.)
Marx, Engels, Lenin poster
The traditional Leftist heroes. Written in Russian which they may not like, but just tell them it’s Ukrainian — they won’t know the difference.
Funky canvas poster of Karl Marx
They’ll all like this one.
Communist hero themed soft drinks
A 3 x 5ft rainbow and marijuana flag
Especially for Green (Kakariki) Party types — this covers both their bases.
an Anarchist poster in Green and Black
Again for Kakariki. Traditionally the A symbol is in red, but they should prefer this.
Hamas rocket launcher ornament
They just need to put a Hamas or Palestinian flag sticker on it. It actually fires rockets too!
And for my psychopathic Zionist friends (I seem to have quite a few) a book on the Naqba, they’ll love bits like this:
‘[Sasa] was the heart of the Arab settlement. But what did we do? My platoon blew up 20 homes with everything that was there.”
‘Lev Tov: “While people were sleeping there?”
‘Peled: “I suppose so. What happened there, we came, we entered the village, planted a bomb next to every house, and afterward Homesh blew on a trumpet, because we didn’t have radios, and that was the signal [for our forces] to leave. We’re running in reverse, the sappers stay, they pull, it’s all primitive. They light the fuse or pull the detonator and all those houses are gone.”’
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2019-07-05/ty-article-magazine/.premium/how-israel-systematically-hides-evidence-of-1948-expulsion-of-arabs/0000017f-f303-d487-abff-f3ff69de0000?fbclid=IwAR36WXtvOSBoQGKQQFj9p-du2E2AuY53NOxbNjrMy92JSghUxGM1gl4u_Bs