in A/NZ Father’s Day is next Sunday, 6 September.

German Second Reich outfit for him and his partner.
Après ski hip flask, but useful anytime.

A satirical Dolly doll.

For Darth Vader fans

Full costume
Exra light sabres

For a NATO fan — suitable bomb and missile desktop ornaments:

This will bestow the ultimate wargasm

For a porn fan

Trivial pursuit game
For the girlfriend to wear

For fans of historic warriors

Knights Templar robe (Muslims might not like it and get aggressive)

For a steampunk