Chipkins: Tedros? It’s me Chippy of Aotearoa.
Tedros: Who? And where?
Chipkins: I’m the Prime Minister of Aotearoa.
Tedros: Never heard of it.
Chipkins: It’s the Leftist name for New Zealand.
Tedros: Nobody told me that. And I thought it was that Jacinda woman who was Leader there. Just a moment, I’m with Klaus Schwab here by the Lake… Ah, he says he knows you. What can I do you for?
Chippy: My party is headed for defeat in elections next month. I need a miracle to stay in power.
Tedros: A miracle? I’m not the Pope. What can I do to stop that?
Chippy: I need you to declare another scamdemic, oops I mean pandemic so I can distract everybody.
Tedros: Look, we can’t try that one again. Klaus, Bill Gates and I are working on a new one.
Chippy: I need one now!
Tedros: It doesn’t work like that. We plan it all carefully, we can’t just declare one like that. I had Joe of America ask me that same thing last week. I told him to keep on with the indictments of Trump.
Chippy: How can I be part of your New World Order if I am not in power?
Tedros: Well just think of something else to distract people. I must get on with my planning with Klaus.
Chippy: [wails and sobs]
The two bum-chums, along with gates, and fauci ………….. why give these self-serving muppets the time of day.
Stand up, and say …………….. “game over, we have had enough; we have lost interest in your dictate; no longer works for us”.
“We see through your lies and deceit”.
NO MORE.